17 Parents Who Are Assholes, But, Like, Really Really Funny Assholes

Savage parents are the best.

DISCLAIMER: When I say asshole, I mean it in a more “you’re a savage” way. Also, I’m saying you’re funny, so don’t get mad!

DISCLAIMER: When I say asshole, I mean it in a more

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This shady father:

This shady father:

Twitter: @LukasThoms

This brutally honest mother:

This brutally honest mother:

Twitter: @hard_candyjpeg

These prankster parents:

These prankster parents:

Twitter: @JorjiIsAwesome

And this mom, who cannot be pranked:

And this mom, who cannot be pranked:

Twitter: @LegendaryRoasts

And this mom, who made an Insta to mock her daughter’s:

And this mom, who made an Insta to mock her daughter's:

Instagram: @momlife4realz

This father:

This father:

Twitter: @olleypop_uk

And this mom:

And this mom:

Twitter: @dontatmebih

This mom, who’s not here for moochers:

This mom, who's not here for moochers:

Twitter: @Namastaywoke

These parents, whose passive-aggressiveness is a gift:

These parents, whose passive-aggressiveness is a gift:

Twitter: @lotuspromo

And these parents, who were festive and ferocious:

And these parents, who were festive and ferocious:

Twitter: @kiansbooshka

This savage mom:

This savage mom:

Twitter: @kevinillest

This sneaky dad:

This sneaky dad:

Twitter: @ArchieLawson1

This protective AF mom:

This protective AF mom:

Twitter: @Thatchinkchelly

And this legend:

And this legend:

Twitter: @coachswaz

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21 People Who Had A Bad 2017, And Will Probably Have A Worse 2018

Let’s call it a year. We’ll try again in 2018.

The driver of this convertible:

The driver of this convertible:

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This egg conveyor specialist who looked away for just a minute or two:

This egg conveyor specialist who looked away for just a minute or two:

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This overly ambitious concrete pourer:

This overly ambitious concrete pourer:

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This pilot, whose head is still probably spinning:

This pilot, whose head is still probably spinning:

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The master craftsman behind this electrical job:

The master craftsman behind this electrical job:

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This driver living a post-door lifestyle:

This driver living a post-door lifestyle:

GET IT?!

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This delivery driver who went the extra mile:

This delivery driver who went the extra mile:

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This guy, who hopefully got his grocery shopping done the day before:

This guy, who hopefully got his grocery shopping done the day before:

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This extra-special SpecOps unit:

This extra-special SpecOps unit:

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This guy who had to deal with cocoa-lateral damage:

This guy who had to deal with cocoa-lateral damage:

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This log hauler who probably dropped a log himself when this happened to him:

This log hauler who probably dropped a log himself when this happened to him:

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Whoever is responsible for this very big and very expensive game of dominoes:

Whoever is responsible for this very big and very expensive game of dominoes:

pr0gramm.com

Whoever attempted this at-home tree removal:

Whoever attempted this at-home tree removal:

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This handyman who struck gold. Or at least a water line:

This handyman who struck gold. Or at least a water line:

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This plumber who had a couple extra pipes left over:

This plumber who had a couple extra pipes left over:

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Whoever installed this halftime clock:

Whoever installed this halftime clock:

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Whoever decided to run this drier on its hottest setting:

Whoever decided to run this drier on its hottest setting:

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This proud owner of a submarine:

This proud owner of a submarine:

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This person and their drinking problem:

This person and their drinking problem:

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This painter who didn’t think his project through:

This painter who didn't think his project through:

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And this guy who messed with the wrong bus drivers:

And this guy who messed with the wrong bus drivers:

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The 50 Most Batshit Insane Things That Happened In Florida In 2017

Another year, another great collection of Florida headlines. Never change, bb!

tcpalm.com

clickorlando.com

wsbtv.com

Twitter: @WTOP

local10.com

sun-sentinel.com

metro.co.uk

sun-sentinel.com

nypost.com

Twitter: @NBCPhiladelphia

Twitter: @MiamiHerald

wtsp.com

palmbeachpost.com

floridatoday.com

miamiherald.com

orlandoweekly.com

foxnews.com

foxnews.com

fox4now.com

foxnews.com

palmbeachpost.com

huffingtonpost.com

tampabay.com

nbcmiami.com

vibe.com

bradenton.com

huffingtonpost.com

wptv.com

orlandosentinel.com

m.orlandoweekly.com

news4jax.com

palmbaydaily.com

local10.com

palmbeachpost.com

villages-news.com

upi.com

usatoday.com

news-journalonline.com

palmbeachpost.com

foxnews.com

tampabay.com

theguardian.com / Via Twitter: @_FloridaMan

wfla.com

washingtontimes.com

boingboing.net

abcnews.go.com

wsbtv.com

wftv.com

wmur.com

baynews9.com

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The Crypto Show: Jeff Berwick & Danny From Acapulco

On tonight’s episode of “The Crypto Show,” Danny joins us from Jeff Berwick’s house in Acapulco. Jeff gives us the rundown on the upcoming fourth annual Anarchapulco Conference in Acapulco, including some of the speaker highlights, first and foremost among them, Ron Paul. We talk about some of the topics and themes for this year’s conference, the workshops and extracurricular activities, and some of the other things that attendees can expect this year. We also discuss the future of Bitcoin and what are some promising altcoins in Jeff’s opinion. Lastly, Danny fills us in on some Dash ATMs that he is helping to get installed locally here in Austin, Texas, as well as on the work that he is doing with a local orphanage in Acapulco.

Sponsored by: Dash, CryptoCompare and Defense Distributed

Links

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TheCryptoShow

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Social Media

The Crypto Show on Facebook

@TheCryptoShow

@The_Crypto_Show

@the_crypto_show instagram

The Crypto Show YouTube

Tip with Crypto

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Dash: XoeHNrTMKcLWxZpKfUnDMpRbHFNgFmRrLF,LTC: LUTJtk4QqXLiDkK8pDKK3jM73VVwbp7oSr

ETH: 0x10cfd6916832566e82b3ab38cc6741dfd7e6164fo

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The Crypto Show Mike And Danny Christmas Eve In Acapulco

A special Christmas Eve edition from Acapulco Mexico. Danny talks with Mike Nimitz about their plans to bring Christmas to a local orphanage in Acapulco “Marsh Children’s Home” all funded with Dash.Hind site to this it was an awesome day for us.

Sponsored by: Dash, CryptoCompare and Defense Distributed

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https://www.amazon.com/dp/1119365597/ref=cm_sw_r_sms_c_api_IQPczbQHWJKP8

TheCryptoShow

FreeRoss

Social Media

The Crypto Show on Facebook

@TheCryptoShow

@The_Crypto_Show

@the_crypto_show instagram

The Crypto Show YouTube

Tip with Crypto

BTC: 139R6K7fxTYaFf2aXTid84Le1ayqMVvSCq

Dash: XoeHNrTMKcLWxZpKfUnDMpRbHFNgFmRrLF,LTC: LUTJtk4QqXLiDkK8pDKK3jM73VVwbp7oSr

ETH: 0x10cfd6916832566e82b3ab38cc6741dfd7e6164fo

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16 Times Things Went Very Wrong On “Ellen”

OMG @ Justin Bieber breaking a camera.

When Ellen caught an audience member on camera stealing:

When Ellen caught an audience member on camera stealing:

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And when an employee wheeled out a new TV and it fell and broke:

And when an employee wheeled out a new TV and it fell and broke:

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When Justin Bieber broke a camera by shooting a T-shirt at it:

When Justin Bieber broke a camera by shooting a T-shirt at it:

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When Ellen was interviewing Jeff Corwin and this happened:

When Ellen was interviewing Jeff Corwin and this happened:

NBC

When Steve Martin dropped a card while doing a magic trick and this happened:

When Steve Martin dropped a card while doing a magic trick and this happened:

NBC

When Ellen accidentally poked Sofia Vergara in the eye with giant mascara:

When Ellen accidentally poked Sofia Vergara in the eye with giant mascara:

NBC

When these two got stuck on a stage wire and Ellen had to come help lift them up:

When these two got stuck on a stage wire and Ellen had to come help lift them up:

NBC

And when her employee Eddie got stuck in guac:

And when her employee Eddie got stuck in guac:

NBC

When Ellen crashed her scooter:

When Ellen crashed her scooter:

NBC

When Tony, Ellen’s DJ, legit fell off the DJ platform from laughing too hard:

When Tony, Ellen's DJ, legit fell off the DJ platform from laughing too hard:

NBC

When Richard Simmons fell while dancing:

When Richard Simmons fell while dancing:

NBC

And when this woman fell from dancing too hard:

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When Ashton Kutcher did this in front of Ellen’s mom:

When Ashton Kutcher did this in front of Ellen's mom:

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When Kanye West went on an insane rant:

When Kanye West went on an insane rant:

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Adobe, Beautiful, and Books: This is pretty long list but you will find useful websites screenr.com-record movies of your desktop and send them straight to YouTube. ctriq.org/screenshots-capture screenshots of web pages on mobile and desktops. goo.gl-shorten long URLs and convert URLs into QR codes. unfurir.come-find the original URL that’s hiding behind a short URL qClock-find the locall time of a city using a Google Map. copypastecharacter.com-copy special characters that aren’t on your keyboard. postpost.com-a better search engine for twitter. lovelycharts.com-create flowcharts, network diagrams, sitemaps, etc. iconfinder.com-the best place to find icons of all sizes. office.com-download templates, clipart and images for your Office documents. followupthen.com-the easiest way to setup email reminders. jotti.org-scan any suspicious file or email attachment for viruses wolframalpha.com-gets answers directly without searching. printwhatyoulike.com-print web pages without the clutter joliprint.com-reformats news articles and blog content as a newspaper. ctrol.org/rss-a search engine for RSS feeds. e.ggtimer.com-a simple online timer for your daily needs. coralcdn.org-if a site is down due to heavy traffic, try accessing it through coral CDN random.org- pick random numbers, flip coins, and more. pdfescape.com-lets you can quickly edit PDFs in the browser itself viewer.zoho.com Preview PDFs and Presentations directly in the browser. tubemogul.com-simultaneously upload videos to YouTube and other video sites. ctrlq.org/dictation-online voice recognition in the browser itself scr.im-share you email address online without worrying about spam. now get read receipts for your email. sizeasy.com-visualize and compare the size of any product. myfonts.com/WhatTheFont-quickly determine the font name from an image. google.com/webfonts-a good collection of open source fonts. regex.info-find data hidden in your photographs-see more EXIF tools. livestream.com-broadcast events live over the web, including your desktop screen. wantmyname.com- helps you search domains across all TLDs. homestyler.com- design from scratch or re-model your home in 3d. join.me-share you screen with anyone over the web. onlineocr.net- recognize text from scanned PDFs- see other OCR tools. fightstats.com Track flight status at airports worldwide. wetransfer.com-for sharing really big files online. hundredzeros.com- the site lets you download free Kindle books. polishmywriting.com-check your writing for spelling or grammatical errors. marker.to-easly highlight the important parts of a web page for sharing. typewith.me-work on the same document with multiple people. whichdateworks.com-planning an event? find a date that works for all. everytimezone.com- a less confusing view of the world time zones. gtmetrix.com-the perfect tool for measuring your site performance online. noteflight.com-print music sheets, write your own music onine (review). imo.im-chat with your buddies on Skype, Facebook, Google Talk, etc. from one place translate.google.com-translate web pages, PDFs and Office documents. kleki.com-create paintings and sketches with a wide variety of brushes. similarsites.com-discover new sites that are similar to what you like already. wordle.net-quick summarize long pieces of text with tag clouds. bubbl.us-create mind-maps, brainstorm ideas in the browser kuler.adobe.com-get color ideas, also extract colors from photographs. liveshare.com-share your photos in an abum instantly. Imgtly.com-when your friends are too lazy to use Google on their own. midomi.com-when you need to find the name of a song. bing.com/images-automatically find perfectly-sized wallpapers for mobiles. faxzero.com-send an online fax for free-see more fax services. feedmyinbox.com-get RSS feeds as an email newsletter ge.tt – quickly send a file to someone, they can even preview it before dowmloading. pipebytes.com-transfer files of any size without uploading to a third-party server tinychat.com-setup a private chat room in micro-seconds. privnote.com-create text notes that will self-destruct after being read. boxoh.com-track the status of any shipment on Google Maps-altemative. chipin.com-when you need to raise funds online for an event or a cause. downforeveryoneorjustme.com-find if your favorite website is offline or not? ewhois.com-fithe other websites of a person with reverse Analytics lookup. whoishostingthis.com-find the web host of any website. google.com/history-found something on Google but can’t remember it now? aviary.com/myna-an online audio editor that lets record, and remix audio clips online disposablewebpage.com-create a temporary web page that self-destruct. urbandictionary.com-find definitions of slangs and informal words. seatguru.com-consult this site before choosing a seat for your next flight sxc.hu download stock images absolutely free. zoom.it-view very high-resolution images in your browser without scrolling. scribblemaps.com-create custom Google Maps easily. alertful.com-quickly setup email reminders for important events picmonkey.com Picnik is offline but PicMonkey is an even better image editor formspring.me-you can ask or answer personal questions here. sumopaint.com-an exclent layer-based online image editor. snopes.com-find if that email offer you reoeived is real or just another scam. typingweb.com-master touch-typing with these practice sessions. mailvu.com-send video emails to anyone using your web cam. timerime.com-create time ines with audio, video and images. stupeflix.com-make a movie out of your images, audio and video clips. safeweb.norton.com-check the trust level of any website. teuxdeux.com- a beautiful to-do app that looks like your paper dairy. deadurl.com-you’ll need this when your bookmarked web pages are deleted. minutes.io-quicky capture effective notes during meetings. youtube.com/leanback-Watch YouTube channels in TV mode. youtube.com/disoo-quickly create a video playlist of your favorite artist. talltweets.com-Send tweets longer than 140 characters. pancake.io-create a free and simple website using your Dropbax account. builtwith.com-find the technology stack of any website. woorank.com-research a website from the SEO perspective. mixdr.com- broadcast live audio over the web. radbox.me-bookmark online videos and watch them later (review. tagmydoc.com-add QR codes to your documents and presentations (revie notes.io-the easiest way to write short text notes in the browser ctriq.org/html-mail-send rich-text mail’s to anyone, anonymously. fiverr.com -hire people to do little things for $5. otixo.com- easly manage your online files on Dropbox, Google Docs, etc. fttt.com-create a connection between all your online accounts

Adobe, Beautiful, and Books: This is pretty long list but you
 will find useful websites
 screenr.com-record movies of your desktop and send them straight to YouTube.
 ctriq.org/screenshots-capture screenshots of web pages on mobile and desktops.
 goo.gl-shorten long URLs and convert URLs into QR codes.
 unfurir.come-find the original URL that's hiding behind a short URL
 qClock-find the locall time of a city using a Google Map.
 copypastecharacter.com-copy special characters that aren't on your keyboard.
 postpost.com-a better search engine for twitter.
 lovelycharts.com-create flowcharts, network diagrams, sitemaps, etc.
 iconfinder.com-the best place to find icons of all sizes.
 office.com-download templates, clipart and images for your Office documents.
 followupthen.com-the easiest way to setup email reminders.
 jotti.org-scan any suspicious file or email attachment for viruses
 wolframalpha.com-gets answers directly without searching.
 printwhatyoulike.com-print web pages without the clutter
 joliprint.com-reformats news articles and blog content as a newspaper.
 ctrol.org/rss-a search engine for RSS feeds.
 e.ggtimer.com-a simple online timer for your daily needs.
 coralcdn.org-if a site is down due to heavy traffic, try accessing it through coral CDN
 random.org- pick random numbers, flip coins, and more.
 pdfescape.com-lets you can quickly edit PDFs in the browser itself
 viewer.zoho.com Preview PDFs and Presentations directly in the browser.
 tubemogul.com-simultaneously upload videos to YouTube and other video sites.
 ctrlq.org/dictation-online voice recognition in the browser itself
 scr.im-share you email address online without worrying about spam.
 now get read receipts for your email.
 sizeasy.com-visualize and compare the size of any product.
 myfonts.com/WhatTheFont-quickly determine the font name from an image.
 google.com/webfonts-a good collection of open source fonts.
 regex.info-find data hidden in your photographs-see more EXIF tools.
 livestream.com-broadcast events live over the web, including your desktop screen.
 wantmyname.com- helps you search domains across all TLDs.
 homestyler.com- design from scratch or re-model your home in 3d.
 join.me-share you screen with anyone over the web.
 onlineocr.net- recognize text from scanned PDFs- see other OCR tools.
 fightstats.com Track flight status at airports worldwide.
 wetransfer.com-for sharing really big files online.
 hundredzeros.com- the site lets you download free Kindle books.
 polishmywriting.com-check your writing for spelling or grammatical errors.
 marker.to-easly highlight the important parts of a web page for sharing.
 typewith.me-work on the same document with multiple people.
 whichdateworks.com-planning an event? find a date that works for all.
 everytimezone.com- a less confusing view of the world time zones.
 gtmetrix.com-the perfect tool for measuring your site performance online.
 noteflight.com-print music sheets, write your own music onine (review).
 imo.im-chat with your buddies on Skype, Facebook, Google Talk, etc. from one place
 translate.google.com-translate web pages, PDFs and Office documents.
 kleki.com-create paintings and sketches with a wide variety of brushes.
 similarsites.com-discover new sites that are similar to what you like already.
 wordle.net-quick summarize long pieces of text with tag clouds.
 bubbl.us-create mind-maps, brainstorm ideas in the browser
 kuler.adobe.com-get color ideas, also extract colors from photographs.
 liveshare.com-share your photos in an abum instantly.
 Imgtly.com-when your friends are too lazy to use Google on their own.
 midomi.com-when you need to find the name of a song.
 bing.com/images-automatically find perfectly-sized wallpapers for mobiles.
 faxzero.com-send an online fax for free-see more fax services.
 feedmyinbox.com-get RSS feeds as an email newsletter
 ge.tt - quickly send a file to someone, they can even preview it before dowmloading.
 pipebytes.com-transfer files of any size without uploading to a third-party server
 tinychat.com-setup a private chat room in micro-seconds.
 privnote.com-create text notes that will self-destruct after being read.
 boxoh.com-track the status of any shipment on Google Maps-altemative.
 chipin.com-when you need to raise funds online for an event or a cause.
 downforeveryoneorjustme.com-find if your favorite website is offline or not?
 ewhois.com-fithe other websites of a person with reverse Analytics lookup.
 whoishostingthis.com-find the web host of any website.
 google.com/history-found something on Google but can't remember it now?
 aviary.com/myna-an online audio editor that lets record, and remix audio clips online
 disposablewebpage.com-create a temporary web page that self-destruct.
 urbandictionary.com-find definitions of slangs and informal words.
 seatguru.com-consult this site before choosing a seat for your next flight
 sxc.hu download stock images absolutely free.
 zoom.it-view very high-resolution images in your browser without scrolling.
 scribblemaps.com-create custom Google Maps easily.
 alertful.com-quickly setup email reminders for important events
 picmonkey.com Picnik is offline but PicMonkey is an even better image editor
 formspring.me-you can ask or answer personal questions here.
 sumopaint.com-an exclent layer-based online image editor.
 snopes.com-find if that email offer you reoeived is real or just another scam.
 typingweb.com-master touch-typing with these practice sessions.
 mailvu.com-send video emails to anyone using your web cam.
 timerime.com-create time ines with audio, video and images.
 stupeflix.com-make a movie out of your images, audio and video clips.
 safeweb.norton.com-check the trust level of any website.
 teuxdeux.com- a beautiful to-do app that looks like your paper dairy.
 deadurl.com-you'll need this when your bookmarked web pages are deleted.
 minutes.io-quicky capture effective notes during meetings.
 youtube.com/leanback-Watch YouTube channels in TV mode.
 youtube.com/disoo-quickly create a video playlist of your favorite artist.
 talltweets.com-Send tweets longer than 140 characters.
 pancake.io-create a free and simple website using your Dropbax account.
 builtwith.com-find the technology stack of any website.
 woorank.com-research a website from the SEO perspective.
 mixdr.com- broadcast live audio over the web.
 radbox.me-bookmark online videos and watch them later (review.
 tagmydoc.com-add QR codes to your documents and presentations (revie
 notes.io-the easiest way to write short text notes in the browser
 ctriq.org/html-mail-send rich-text mail's to anyone, anonymously.
 fiverr.com -hire people to do little things for $5.
 otixo.com- easly manage your online files on Dropbox, Google Docs, etc.
 fttt.com-create a connection between all your online accounts

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26 People Who Seriously Need To Go Back To School In 2018

Erb derbs, porch of geese, it’s all here.

Delicious erb derbs:

Delicious erb derbs:

Twitter: @ohemmeg

A sooners:

A sooners:

Twitter

The porch of geese language:

The porch of geese language:

Twitter

Everyone’s favorite person, Will Bolow:

Everyone's favorite person, Will Bolow:

reddit.com

My man C-Jah:

My man C-Jah:

Twitter: @bullhunitproof

Awful anus rhythms:

Awful anus rhythms:

reddit.com

Electronic Rail Elephants:

Electronic Rail Elephants:

Twitter

In some near woes:

In some near woes:

funnyjunk.com

The worst illness:

The worst illness:

me.me

Tough envople riddles:

Tough envople riddles:

reddit.com

Peanutcludas and getting caught in the rane:

Peanutcludas and getting caught in the rane:

reddit.com

Tidy lack of toast:

Tidy lack of toast:

reddit.com

Habla gations:

Habla gations:

Twitter

Cheesy case ideas:

Cheesy case ideas:

Twitter

Meaty oaks:

Meaty oaks:

reddit.com

Head injuries:

Head injuries:

Twitter

Wakamoly is extra:

Wakamoly is extra:

reddit.com

Rarted:

Rarted:

YouTube

Head chogs:

Head chogs:

reddit.com

Clonghue:

Clonghue:

reddit.com

Steamin’ hot beagles:

Steamin' hot beagles:

reddit.com

Superman’s weakness:

Superman's weakness:

Twitter

Sicitsafrinia:

Sicitsafrinia:

reddit.com

Braw with the braws:

Braw with the braws:

reddit.com

Carpet tunnels:

Carpet tunnels:

Twitter: @thekid_dex

and, perhaps the most concerning one of all, the wooden coughling:

and, perhaps the most concerning one of all, the wooden coughling:

WHAT HAPPENED HERE.

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