26 Fucking Funny Twitter Jokes From This Month That Got Over 50K Retweets

“I keep subtitles on when watching Netflix cause my fat-ass can’t hear what’s going on over the munching of snacks.”

Twitter: @Scarlet4UrMa / Via Twitter: @Scarlet4UrMa

Twitter: @thebobpalmer / Via Twitter: @thebobpalmer

Twitter: @AdulteRus / Via Twitter: @AdulteRus

Twitter: @_valeriaa21 / Via Twitter: @_valeriaa21

Twitter: @UncleTimi / Via Twitter: @UncleTimi

Twitter: @haileev25 / Via Twitter: @haileev25

Twitter: @Stephsobrazy / Via Twitter: @Stephsobrazy

Twitter: @Mormonger / Via Twitter: @Mormonger

Twitter: @RelMoneyy / Via Twitter: @RelMoneyy

Twitter: @ReezaySA / Via Twitter: @ReezaySA

Twitter: @_valking / Via Twitter: @_valking

Twitter: @uh_laine / Via Twitter: @uh_laine

Twitter: @F_Kenson / Via Twitter: @F_Kenson

Twitter: @reyldzz / Via Twitter: @reyldzz

Twitter: @pmilbs_ / Via Twitter: @pmilbs_

Twitter: @A5HLINNIC0LE / Via Twitter: @A5HLINNIC0LE

Twitter: @ThatKhanyoGuyy / Via Twitter: @ThatKhanyoGuyy

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21 Teachers Who Make Teaching Look Like Stand-Up Comedy

“Sorry class, my dog ate everyone’s homework.”

This technophobe with the perfect solution for no longer losing the PDF they need:

This technophobe with the perfect solution for no longer losing the PDF they need:

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This teacher who suffered a turn of the tables:

This teacher who suffered a turn of the tables:

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This one who managed to incorporate the syllabus into all aspects of the class:

This one who managed to incorporate the syllabus into all aspects of the class:

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This substitute teacher projecting his internal struggles:

This substitute teacher projecting his internal struggles:

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This mastermind teacher who is 100% pure evil:

This mastermind teacher who is 100% pure evil:

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Twitter: @josephxmorales

These colleagues with a running streak for best matching Yearbook photos:

These colleagues with a running streak for best matching Yearbook photos:

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This smartass who was able to find the art in high school graffiti:

This smartass who was able to find the art in high school graffiti:

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These teachers who have fun when it comes to confiscation:

These teachers who have fun when it comes to confiscation:

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This teacher who spares some bonding time with his napping students:

This teacher who spares some bonding time with his napping students:

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Twitter: @matthewbkelley

This unfortunate biology teacher who made the ultimate error:

This unfortunate biology teacher who made the ultimate error:

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This motivational teacher who found the perfect opportunity for a pun:

This motivational teacher who found the perfect opportunity for a pun:

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This professor who is on the same wavelength as his students:

This professor who is on the same wavelength as his students:

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This science teacher who needed a little snack break:

This science teacher who needed a little snack break:

Twitter: @squidkidpng

This guy who doesn’t quite know where he went wrong:

This guy who doesn't quite know where he went wrong:

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This poor frustrated soul who needed a time out:

This poor frustrated soul who needed a time out:

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This trickster whose office hours were an illusion:

This trickster whose office hours were an illusion:

Twitter: @KaySiizzle

This teacher who has no time to waste:

This teacher who has no time to waste:

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This teacher with an equal love for chemistry and electropop:

This teacher with an equal love for chemistry and electropop:

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And this teacher who literally just gave up:

And this teacher who literally just gave up:

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18 Pictures Of The Funniest Hipster Things To Ever Hipster

Do you know the definition of velocipede?

First, there’s this penny farthing hitched on a Prius:

First, there's this penny farthing hitched on a Prius:

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Then there’s this typewriter at the airport:

Then there's this typewriter at the airport:

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How about this yarn spinner at a car dealership:

How about this yarn spinner at a car dealership:

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These sodas, SMH:

These sodas, SMH:

Twitter: @LiyanaRadzi

This hipster kidnap van seems about right:

This hipster kidnap van seems about right:

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Lol this snow creation is kinda genius, not gonna lie:

Lol this snow creation is kinda genius, not gonna lie:

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Please pray for this dishwasher:

Please pray for this dishwasher:

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This whole situation is just adorable, but also painfully hipster:

This whole situation is just adorable, but also painfully hipster:

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These seats:

These seats:

Twitter: @orchetect

Hold up, a $98 stump, really?!

Hold up, a $98 stump, really?!

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I have no idea what is going on here:

I have no idea what is going on here:

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Yes, those are fries inside of this…phone booth:

Yes, those are fries inside of this...phone booth:

Twitter: @WeWantPlates

JFC, those are some SKINNNNNY JEANS (sorry):

JFC, those are some SKINNNNNY JEANS (sorry):

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This gives portable a whole new meaning:

This gives portable a whole new meaning:

Twitter: @jorgericorico

And what about this “Caesar salad”:

And what about this "Caesar salad":

Twitter: @Kaaridvlc

Yup:

Yup:

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Whatever happened to bread in a basket:

Whatever happened to bread in a basket:

Instagram: @londonpiggy

And finally…this fucking scooter bike hybrid:

And finally...this fucking scooter bike hybrid:

Twitter: @Sheamus

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14 Times People Got Revenge In The Most Spectacularly Petty Way Possible

Revenge is a dish best served petty.

When you have guests you don’t like:

When you have guests you don't like:

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When you have crappy customers:

When you have crappy customers:

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And when you have crappy servers:

And when you have crappy servers:

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When a car takes up two parking spaces:

When a car takes up two parking spaces:

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When your neighbor’s dog won’t shut up:

When your neighbor's dog won't shut up:

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When someone messes with your clothes at the laundromat:

When someone messes with your clothes at the laundromat:

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When a co-worker keeps using your coffee creamer:

When a co-worker keeps using your coffee creamer:

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When someone steals your damn phone:

When someone steals your damn phone:

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And when someone is, well, a dick:

And when someone is, well, a dick:

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Vegetarians Are Really Fucking Mad At Chrissy Teigen Right Now

So. Much. Drama.

Today in Twitter showdowns, we have a real drama taking place. In the red corner we have Chrissy Teigen, queen of the Twitter lands.

Today in Twitter showdowns, we have a real drama taking place. In the red corner we have Chrissy Teigen, queen of the Twitter lands.

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And in the blue corner we have vegetarians, who are not in the slightest bit happy with Chrissy’s recent tweet where she chose her favourite kind of bacon.

And in the blue corner we have vegetarians, who are not in the slightest bit happy with Chrissy's recent tweet where she chose her favourite kind of bacon.

Twitter: @chrissyteigen

Shall we proceed?

Shall we proceed?

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If you don’t know what she’s talking about, then don’t panic, I’ve got the video at hand.

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In the meantime, I’ll be over here doing my best Kim Kardashian impression on the Twitter TL.

In the meantime, I'll be over here doing my best Kim Kardashian impression on the Twitter TL.

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100 Catholic Memes That Will Have You Sinfully Laughing For Hours

“Are you Saint Anthony? Because you found my heart.”

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Twitter: @david8hughes

Instagram: @laughs4life_

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Twitter: @hosterthepeople

Twitter: @Marielyss_

Twitter: @carn4ge_

Twitter: @C4YLEY

Twitter: @ReeseGonzalez

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Twitter: @morninggloria

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Twitter: @chrisjwill84

Twitter: @SoHelpMeAlex

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Twitter: @mollylythaby

Instagram: @champagnecatholic

Twitter: @billdonaghy / Via Twitter: @maeve_lefevour

Twitter: @HassettHelen

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Facebook: TheCatholicMemes

Twitter: @Terence46925769

Instagram: @champagnecatholic

Instagram: @litcatholicmemes

Twitter: @DRusso97

Miramax / Via Twitter: @EvvaLisette

Instagram: @crazy_catholic_girl

Lucasfilm / Via Twitter: @KrPoplin

Nickelodeon / Via Twitter: @CatholicCharm

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Twitter: @JordanFrame

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Instagram: @catholiceverything

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Big Machine / Via Twitter: @CatholicPrblm

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Instagram: @crazy_catholic_girl

Twitter: @x_SoPrettyUEnvy

Twitter: @x_SoPrettyUEnvy

Instagram: @firejesusmemes

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Instagram: @firejesusmemes

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Twitter: @julia_didier

Instagram: @firejesusmemes

Twitter: @catholic_lady

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Instagram: @faith_and_funny

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Instagram: @firejesusmemes

Facebook: 1686554148301474

Instagram: @crazy_catholic_girl

Twitter: @TNiCE252 / Via The Breakfast Club

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Instagram: @_allcatholicsaints_

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Instagram: @firejesusmemes

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Instagram: @litcatholicmemes

Twitter: @verronyka

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I Dare You To Make It Through These 21 Tumblr Stories Without Laughing

Go ahead, see if you can do it.

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